Meet Pia
Creative Director
Olympia Schmidt•5 Years Experience•100% Creative Vision
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The Pia Standard™
The Comfort Test
If Pia wouldn't nap here, the UX needs work
97% nap approval rate
The Attention Standard
Must be more engaging than a tennis ball
Holds attention for 3+ seconds
The Welcome Protocol
Everyone gets greeted like they're holding treats
Zero growls recorded
The Play-Rest Balance
Sprint when excited, nap when needed
Perfect work-life balance
A Day in the Life
09:00Morning quality inspectioncritical
09:30Breakfast and treat evaluationimportant
10:00First nap (UX comfort testing)testing
11:30Code review from bedreviewing
12:00Mandatory walk (inspiration gathering)research
13:00Lunch and second naprecharging
14:30Play session (team building)collaboration
15:00Final approvalsapproving
16:00End of day report (tail wags)complete
What Clients Say About Pia
“Best code review I've ever had. The tail wag at the end really sealed the deal.”
“Pia's comfort testing revealed critical UX issues we hadn't considered.”
“The 'treat-driven development' methodology has revolutionized our workflow.”
“Her attention to detail is unmatched. Also, she's very soft.”
Want to Meet Pia?
Schedule a consultation and experience the Pia Standard™ firsthand. Treats optional but appreciated.
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